you know what, i may have anxiety and depression and low self-esteem but at least i don’t have a foot fetish
I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason people
The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.
you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them
Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags
“Fall in love with someone that doesn’t make you think love is hard”
— (via caelestiaal)
do you ever get confused about where your mental illness ends and where you being a piece of shit begins ?? like am i just being difficult or can i really not do that
t’challa: shuri this is my new friend thor he lost an eye and needs a proper prosthetic
shuri: brother you can’t keep bringing home broken white boys and ask me to fix them
thor: my apologies princess shuri! I never meant to inconvenience you, I shall take my leave immediately -
shuri: shut up I already made you three new eyes this one has tiny lightning bolts that glow in the dark
thor: :o
fuck the original sins, they’re out. the new seven sins are:
- never putting the cap back on the ketchup bottle
- sending one-word & one-letter texts in response to a heartfelt essay
- skipping dinner and then eating after midnight
- watching anime
- wallowing in your own inadequacy at the slightest mistake
- sending legitimate anon hate
- parkour
Never settle for anyone who isn’t absolutely, insanely, and foolishly happy to be with you.
the four cardinal moods: africa by toto, judas by lady gaga, fourth of july by sufjan stevens, and mr brightside by the killers
what i mean by this is longing, mania, depression, and gay